Magic beans

The other night Jenny was giving the kids a bath and sammy discovered something:

Sam: "Jenny, look - I found magic beans in my pee pee."

Emma: "yeah, so it will grow really tall and green like a beanstalk."

Boys, they are all the same...

An alternative to cheese

The other night sammy had a bloody nose. As I was cleaning him up I asked him why his nose was bloody.

Sam, "Because I picked it."

Me: "Why did you pick it?"

Sam: "Because I like to eat my boogies."

Me: "what do they taste like?"

Sam: "They taste like cheese and I am allergic to cheese so I like to eat my boogies."

Poor dairy allergic kid...